🚀 USS Enterprise Desk Buddy – The Only Starship That Boldly Glows Where No Lamp Has Glowed Before!

Author: Carter, Chip

Brand: Running Press Mini Editions

Tired of your boring old desk that lacks intergalactic charm? Fear not, Earthling! The Star Trek Light-Up Starship Enterprise is here to warp-speed your workspace into the final frontier. This mini USS Enterprise NCC-1701 won’t quite achieve warp 9, but it will illuminate your path to productivity (or at least make procrastination look cooler).

🌟 Features That’ll Make You Say "Engage!" 🌟
🖖 Authentic Mini Enterprise Design – Just like the real thing, but small enough to fit on your desk and way less likely to be stolen by Klingons.
💡 Glows with Cosmic Brilliance – Emits a soft, otherworldly light that won’t blind you but will make you feel like Captain Kirk on a late-night mission.
🎤 Includes Sound Effects? Nope. But you can absolutely make your own "pew pew" noises while pretending it’s dodging photon torpedoes.
📖 Bonus Star Trek Booklet! – Filled with fascinating facts and wisdom so you can finally impress that one Trekkie coworker.

🚀 Perfect For:
✔️ Starfleet captains who are stuck at a desk job.
✔️ Sci-fi fans who need a little light in their lives.
✔️ That one friend who insists on using the Vulcan salute in Zoom calls.

So, what are you waiting for? Make it so and grab yours today before the Romulans do! 🛸✨