UFO Cow Abduction – Grab One Before the Aliens Take Them All! 🐄

Author: Smiriglio, Matt

Brand: Running Press Mini Editions

🚀 Ever wanted to witness a cow getting abducted by aliens but lack the necessary farm and intergalactic connections? Well, your wish has been granted! Introducing the UFO Cow Abduction Toy, a tiny but udderly ridiculous desktop distraction that proves extraterrestrials have a thing for dairy.

👽 What’s Included?

✔ A Glowing UFO – Complete with a see-through tractor beam (because physics, apparently).
✔ A Magnetic Cow – Yes, the cow actually floats up to the spaceship like it’s starring in its own sci-fi horror film.
✔ A Mini Book – Filled with fun alien abduction theories, because what’s a UFO without a little conspiracy?

🐄 Why You Need This Moo-ving Masterpiece:

• Because your desk is too boring and needs an intergalactic touch.
• Because you’ve always secretly believed in alien cow conspiracies.
• Because watching a tiny cow get abducted repeatedly is weirdly satisfying.
• Because work is stressful, and playing with a levitating cow is the ultimate stress relief.
• Because normal paperweights are overrated.

Perfect for space lovers, cow enthusiasts, and people who just enjoy bizarrely amazing desk toys, this little UFO is guaranteed to start hilarious conversations and make your workspace 1000% cooler. It's the only desk toy that’s udderly out of this world!

So, grab one before the aliens take them all! 🚀🐄✨